Here we see the legendary Costco hot dog. No, this will not be a vegan lecture on meat-whiz and intestines. Thing-2, my spawn, told me a story and because it is so badass and stupid at the same time, I had to research to confirm its veracity. Let me preface this post by sharing lessons … Continue reading Let’s Not Quibble About the Price of Hot Dogs
Category: Food
The Other Side of the Menu
Just another Karen gone wild story, this one in Ohio. Rosemary Hayne will be 40 on her next birthday. She still doesn’t know how to act in public. The Karen in question, Rosemary Hayne, 39, threw her burrito bowl at Chipotle worker Emily Russell, who got her order wrong. The Chipotle worker was struck in … Continue reading The Other Side of the Menu
Christmas Re-Cap
Do you ever have that gnawing feeling that something is missing, but oookaaay refill my glass? Good morning! My turn to host the Christmas meal was not an epic fail, but I forgot to put out one of the main dishes. I’ll blame stress, and the person who arrived early with champagne. One sip and … Continue reading Christmas Re-Cap
I Just Need Toast
Oh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster for meSend me a signal,Quick, while shipping is freeIt’s two day deliveryIf I order by threeOh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster For me Oh Lord I don’t wantA toaster ovenI had to get marriedFor my previous oneMy dollars are dwindlingLord, I am veganDon’t need to melt cheeseIn … Continue reading I Just Need Toast
Are Vegans Stupid?
I can't do politics today, so I will pontificate on something incontrovertible— veganism. An article popped up in my newsfeed because it would seem my data has been sold, regarding the effects of veganism on intelligence, brain function, etc. While I didn't finish the article because I lost interest and they seemed to insinuate mathy … Continue reading Are Vegans Stupid?
A Very Vegan Thanksgiving
My table is never put to use Payback I guess, there will be no truce No Holiday schedule rotation “Why’d I lose my turn to host the fun?” ~ My extended family voiced their fears: “You’ve been left now out for many years, Your prior hosting spawned misgivings You butchered the joy of Thanksgiving ~ … Continue reading A Very Vegan Thanksgiving





