Pete Hegseth — [checks notes, asks Siri, double-checks Wikipedia] — is our Secretary of Defense. In this week’s episode of “My Butt Did What?” we learned that there was a second Signal group chat group, in addition to the one that accidentally included a reporter from The Atlantic. This group communicated on the same night, … Continue reading Is it Butt Texting if You Text Two Separate Groups?
Category: Butt texting
I’m Gonna Guess He’s Still Drinking
Dear Pete Hegseth,butt texting top secret war plans is a red flag. You may have already heard about the TOP-SECRET WAR PLANS that were texted to a journalist accidentally, two hours before the attack on March 15th. “The world found out shortly before 2 p.m. eastern time on March 15 that the United States was … Continue reading I’m Gonna Guess He’s Still Drinking

