My mind is on work, family, and the stress of holiday expectations, as I sweat and strain and push myself beyond last week’s limits…by five pounds. Yay me.
I hear a generator running, or is it a saw? It is definitely a loud power tool reverberating, a deep buzzing that stops periodically, and then resumes. Where is it coming from? I don’t see any workers, or construction projects in the works. There is no sawdust in the air.
The hearing in my left ear is slightly impaired, so sometimes I can’t tell where a sound is coming from because my right ear often picks up sounds coming from off to my left. Remembering this, I turn and look to my left. I have discovered the source of the sound. On the bicep machine sits a big hairy out of shape man. I look at him for some time before I’m sure the sound is coming from him. Why is he buzzing?
Is this an attempt at a mating call? It is an impressive modulation, and I believe if he were in a better location he would attract a moose of either sex.
I don’t think the sound he’s making is due to the strain of physical activity since he isn’t exerting himself any more than he would if he were eating an egg sandwich on white bread.
The only other thing I can think of is that he is trying to clear the room so he can have his own private facility. I’m not leaving.
He did manage to take my mind off my tiring thoughts, and for that I applaud his performance. All the world is a freak show, and all the men and women merely bizarre.
Lol and ewwww