Pardon me for this maudlin post. World news is too much. The U.S. government election was unfortunate. Personal discovery is disappointing. Life has got me down. This leaves the obvious topic; once again I will discuss Thanksgiving. Fear not leftover gorgers; before I hit publish, I will find something happy to focus on because that’s … Continue reading Post Thanksgiving Reflections
Oh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster for meSend me a signal,Quick, while shipping is freeIt’s two day deliveryIf I order by threeOh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster For me Oh Lord I don’t wantA toaster ovenI had to get marriedFor my previous oneMy dollars are dwindlingLord, I am veganDon’t need to melt cheeseIn … Continue reading I Just Need Toast
An elderly man lay dying in his bed when a heady aroma wafted up to his chamber. He knew the love of his life must be cooking his favorite meal. Grappling to make his way down the stairs and dragging his feeble body into the kitchen, he drew himself up and reached for a spoon. … Continue reading Sentient Sea Creatures
I have grown children, and that’s the closest I’ll ever come to discussing my age. But having grown children is the reason the act of dumpster diving should be a distant memory for me, and it was. My neighbors across the road are moving. Their home sold in a day, undervalued in my mind. For … Continue reading Pride and Dumpster-Diving
Politics this week is beyond infuriating, so I will escape the business in favor of a more general topic. Okay, there are two three subjects that I have to address first. First: Republicans have sided with Putin over Biden during this week's summit. Of which Republicans do I speak? House Republican leader, Kevin McCarthy who … Continue reading Ted Cruz is a Jackass, Rachel Scott is a Badass, and Vegan Leather is Just Plastic
I can't do politics today, so I will pontificate on something incontrovertible— veganism. An article popped up in my newsfeed because it would seem my data has been sold, regarding the effects of veganism on intelligence, brain function, etc. While I didn't finish the article because I lost interest and they seemed to insinuate mathy … Continue reading Are Vegans Stupid?
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