Aye Speak Pirate: “No Quarter” is Murder

Avast ye, Pete Hegseth, The Hague won’t serve glog; prepare yerself. The attacks carried out by our nation's most bilge-sucking fool and dangerous carouser, without proof, verification, or regard for international law in international waters, have shaken or stirred things up at the pentagon. Republican Congressman Mike Turner, a member of the House Armed Services … Continue reading Aye Speak Pirate: “No Quarter” is Murder

Still Trying to Distract Us

Good guy: https://twitter.com/suzierizzo1/status/1994500735082627374?s=46&t=o0VBjp_pTPGAQM1X_HCy1Q Bad guy: The swine has no moral compass. Not a thinky guy: Math is hard, but now I feel smart. ~~•~~ Will do anything to control the narrative guy: https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/liveblog/2025/11/29/live-donald-trump-says-venezuela-airspace-now-closed-as-tensions-surge The shooter of the two members of the National Guard (who were deployed to Washington D.C. despite a court order) was Googled … Continue reading Still Trying to Distract Us

A Budget, A Bombing, and A Boozer

The Budget Senator Mitch McConnell thinks we’ll forget. https://twitter.com/calltoactivism/status/1937589335412417023?s=46&t=o0VBjp_pTPGAQM1X_HCy1Q Everyone should know by now that we cannot trust Trump’s sycophant, Speaker Mike Johnson. One of the GOP’s practiced liars, Mike Johnson, says, “We are not cutting Medicaid; we're strengthening the program.”  “Able-bodied men need to work.”  Facts Mike pretends don’t exist: 64% of Medicaid adults … Continue reading A Budget, A Bombing, and A Boozer

Against All Odds, We Have Survived Another Week

We did. And now it’s time to spin the globe and apologize at random. It is unfathomable how many ways Trump can embarrass the U.S. This week The White House issued demands to Sweden, France, and who knows who else, demanding that they comply with his anti-DEI policy. They declined. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/us-demand-stockholm-antidei-embassy-b2746859.html Pete Hegseth Former Fox … Continue reading Against All Odds, We Have Survived Another Week

Is it Butt Texting if You Text Two Separate Groups?

Pete Hegseth — [checks notes, asks Siri, double-checks Wikipedia] — is our Secretary of Defense. In this week’s episode of “My Butt Did What?” we learned that there was a second Signal group chat group, in addition to the one that accidentally included a reporter from The Atlantic. This group communicated on the same night, … Continue reading Is it Butt Texting if You Text Two Separate Groups?

Hegseth on Damage Control Tour

Oops. "This is the kind of thing that gets people killed,… When you are talking about the time of launch of an aircraft carrier, what type of airplanes, including beyond that MQ-9s, Tomahawk missiles, time over target, these are the most sensitive pieces of information that any military has an impending strike where you're having … Continue reading Hegseth on Damage Control Tour