*BREAKING NEWS* Donald Trump is Still A Loser

Despite approximately 60 attempts to change November’s election results, Donald Trump still lost. The fat lady sang (the blues and she finished with some happy news.) The final, certified electoral vote count is Biden 306, Trump 232 *Fun with math- 306>232 The final certified popular vote count: Biden 81,281,502 Trump 74,222,593 *More fun math- 81,281,502 … Continue reading *BREAKING NEWS* Donald Trump is Still A Loser

Bill Barr, the Electors, Rolling Out the Covid-19 Vaccine, and Party Hoppers

It’s Official- Attorney General Bill Barr, who single-handedly rendered the Mueller investigation mute, the guy who announced pedophile pimp Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide,” before it was ruled a “suicide,” the guy who, along with Moscow Mitch McConnell is responsible for Trump’s crime spree endurance, is our Attorney General, no more. Barr has officially been resigned. We … Continue reading Bill Barr, the Electors, Rolling Out the Covid-19 Vaccine, and Party Hoppers

What’s Up With Bill Barr?

On Tuesday, December 1, Attorney General extraordinaire, Bill Barr announced that the Justice Department found no evidence of widespread voter fraud nor did they find anything that would change the outcome of Trump’s election loss. Considering the mountains Barr has moved to protect the squatter in chief, this announcement is enough to raise an eyebrow, … Continue reading What’s Up With Bill Barr?

*Correction*

The title of my last post wrongly said that Trump conceded. It was a mistake, I realized as I hit publish. I meant to say he agreed to comply with Biden’s transition, which is what I wrote in the text of my post. This is great news for us all, it means Biden can hit … Continue reading *Correction*

Michigan Certifies Biden’s Win and What’s His Name Agrees to Cooperate With Transition

Believe it or not, the last votes for the 2020 election are still being counted. With each update Joe Biden’s popular-vote lead increases. He is currently 4 percentage points ahead of that other guy. The electoral vote count has been finalized and can not change with the remaining outstanding votes. Biden is at 306 and … Continue reading Michigan Certifies Biden’s Win and What’s His Name Agrees to Cooperate With Transition

All Eyes on Georgia

Election results are in, except that the lame-duck has demanded a recount in targeted districts in Georgia. Biden won 49.9% of the popular vote in Georgia with 2,472,098 votes, and Squatter in Chief is at 49.2% with 2,458,121 votes. To be fair, only 13,977 votes stand between our towering leaner and 16 electoral votes. Recounts … Continue reading All Eyes on Georgia