Mueller Found Proof of a Conspiracy

The majority of Americans did not read the 448 page Mueller report. Bill Barr successfully distracted that majority with his four-page synopsis, which, according to Mueller, "did not reflect the views of the department.” Now you can not read more and regularly— 500 pages, every month for the next eight years, yes eight years. You … Continue reading Mueller Found Proof of a Conspiracy

And Now a Distraction, Brought to You by Epstein’s Corpse

This headline caught my eye: "Jeffrey Epstein's Autopsy More consistent with Homicidal Strangulation than Suicide." I must disclose it is a Fox 🙄 News Story, most likely timed to distract the public from the impeachment wheel that keeps on rollin. Since I am suffering from impeachment distress, caused by the fact that a lifelong criminal … Continue reading And Now a Distraction, Brought to You by Epstein’s Corpse

Sure Don

Sponge Don Bone Spurs is taking sole credit for what is purported to be a suicide (detonation of a suicide vest,) of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the main snakehead in the Medusa mane that is ISIS, the group unleashed on the world by the removal of US troops from Northern Syria. The proof is a photo … Continue reading Sure Don

Giuliani’s Butt

In yet another story to file with the news that you can not believe is true, Rudy Giuliani's butt has been calling an NBC reporter who he had been in contact with (intentionally) several hours before. His butt left relatively long, damming voicemails in which he laments such woes as: “The problem is we need … Continue reading Giuliani’s Butt

Gabbard *Spoiler Alert*— a limerick

Gabbard and bad go hand in hand Retires her seat as congresswoman Her reason, she says, To focus, her days On her outcast presidential brand ~ Missing House votes— laments on fox news, She sets the stage, while singing the blues, To disrupt the next Election, suspect A third party run, we’ve seen her clues … Continue reading Gabbard *Spoiler Alert*— a limerick

Matt Gaetz is an Idiot

It just occurred to me that I may have used this title before. But it is a new day, and for some people, that’s as good as it Gaetz. Yesterday, the Traitor in Chief had a day, not unlike every other day he has had since his appropriation of the White House, in that all … Continue reading Matt Gaetz is an Idiot