Twas the day after Christmas, when all through the house Holiday stress lifted, guests removed, I degaussed, De trop recollections oscillate in my head: Prodigious gelling complete, once all overfed When mum removes her hearing aids she converses Smiling, nodding, I’m immune to her transverses My oldest spawn waddles, due-date looms, lungs smothered Twas yesterday, she was the baby I mothered ~•~ Football was the perfect background noise, distraction Referee bias prompted overreactions. Small gifts exchanged prompting laughter and some disgust “Flarp noise putty” - when tête-à-tête needs to adjust Leftovers disbursed, table cleared, removed spare chair Wrapping paper tossed out, I unclipped my blue hair Torn away back support, then kicked off platform boots Self perceived need for a height advantage now moot ~•~ Since last year, life’s so altered, it’s hard to conceive What next will bring, what we’ll celebrate and grieve
On 6 of my 9 lives
Excellent Patina
Progressive liberal
Mother of 3 whiners…winners
Speak Pirate 🏴☠️ (& more)
Adopt- Don’t Shop
Vegan (on the down-low)
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