Kirk Suspect Apprehended

The first rule of Assumption Club is … well, we all know what it is, don’t we?

Ignore me. Minutes after I posted my tin-foil hat detailed opinion on who shot Charlie Kirk and why, I read it was in fact not felon-45 or the war criminal in Israel, but a young white male Republican. This demographic is consistent with domestic terrorism.

Here is the link proving me wrong:

https://apple.news/AaY9hUqFlTXGR6KgRnEyIGw

I scrapped my post—embarrassed, but not completely convinced, because scapegoating is Trump’s love language. Still, good news for the country; the MAGA crowd had been polishing its collective gun  and threatening to “come for” liberals.

Charlie Kirk: "The DOJ should immediately move to unseal all the Epstein…Every file should be released to the public."

Megyn Kelly: "Put them all out there. Because if there's nothing in there, then we can see there's nothing in there."pic.twitter.com/O60Jg36Bxq

— Home of the Brave (@OfTheBraveUSA) September 8, 2025

That said, I believe the best way to honor Kirk’s death is for people to raise their voices and demand the full release of the Epstein files.

I will repeat something I wrote in my original post, last night— on 9/11—the NFL held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk. He was a hate monger.

Which really begs the question: what the actual fuck?