Things not to say to a stranger:
1) You look tired.*
2) When are you due?**
3) Is that your son?***
4) Is that your natural hair color?****
5) Oh my God, you’re old!*****
*That’s because I’m tired, and you’re sweeping me off my feet.
**Seriously? When are YOU due?
***This comment made in reference to my phone wallpaper photo of Colin Firth. (Btw, he is older than me.)
****Natural? You mean like the pelt on your head?
*****This comment was made by a twenty something guy (he approached me) who after some small talk asked me how long I’ve been at my job. My answer was 23 years.
A lot from Lydia 