🎶 Lev and Donny T

🎼 🎤 Busted flat in Atlanta, waitin’ for a plane
Caught for crimes includin’ blackmail’in Ukraine
Igor grabbed a deal, pleadin’ guilty when arraigned
I’d no such luck and now I’m bound in chains

🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵

🎶 🎤 I’d pulled my photos out of my Boca Raton Cabana
I played the press while Igor sang the blues
Cuff slapped -I'll be servin time
In five hours jurors settled mine
Too late to sing ‘bout things I knew

🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵

🎵 🎤 Plea-deals just another word for nothin left to lose
Caught— it ain't nothin’ honey, if you plea
Campaign finance crimes was easy, Lord, Murdoch owns the news
Who’ll be holdin’ in the cell that’s next to me
Rudy Guiliani or Donny T

🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵

🎼🎤 Rubles laundered best-offshore cause that’s when they're tax-free
You know we tried to extort Zelenski
If you give me my tomorrows, I’ll share all my yesterdays
Crimes good enough for me and my Donny T

🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵

🎶 🎤 Plea-deals just another word for nothin left to lose
Caught— it ain't nothin if they let you plea
I’d trade all my tomorrows to share my yesterdays
For a deal I’d give you my Donny T

🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵

🎹 🎤 La la la, la la, la la la la, la la la, ladida la, hey, Putin owns my Donny T
La la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la
Hey, hey, hey, my Donny T-ah yeah

🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵

🎹 🎤 Lo lo Lordy, Lord, Lordy, Lord,
Lo lo Lordy Lord, Lordy, Lord,
Lordy, I hope there’s tapes, oh
Hey, hey, hey, indict Donny T, yeah

🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵

https://youtu.be/-ggFIeg5u1M

https://apple.news/AUSbiQ67sQY6SBwZj1mlEDA

*I apologize to both Kris Kristofferson and the late great Janice Joplin for bastardizing their song.😬

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