How The Grump Made Impeachmass

All-day, there were lies. GOP lies, lies, and noise!

There’s one thing I hate! LIES and NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!”

Tap-tapping, short Grump fingers nervously tweeting,

“Must find a way to keep Biden from unseating!”

“I know just what to do!” The Grump laughed in his throat.

“Ivanka’s voting machines can change people’s votes.”

“Nancy said to the Grump, ‘No one’s above the law,

Minimizing, projecting, and lying so much,

Republicans chose to be remembered as such

Ukraine’s President Zelensky needed US

Aide to fight Russia- Grump’s puppet master no less

Grump name called, made threats, with a smile most unpleasant,

Putin noted, Tulsi Gabbard voted “present.”

Pence should expect to be held accountable too

For actions and inactions, and all that he knew

House Intel Committee Chairman Schiff has much more

An aide’s proof Pence knew Grump extorted—truth forbore

They’re just waking up! I know just what they’ll do!

Some will resign like Rep Mark Meadows- boo-hoo!”

No Republicans voted for Democracy

Still, Grump became some shades brighter orange, perhaps three!

Grump couldn’t stop impeachmass from coming. though he tried

He blamed Clinton, Biden, and said Obama spied

What happened in Congress, in the House yesterday?

Grump became the third POTUS impeached, people say!