Donald Trump believes the human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.
You may have been raised on the belief that exercise keeps you young and fit, and eating a diet of high fat foods and sugar is unwise… science may have misled you… as it has with climate change.
Scheduled for release sometime in 2018—
“POTUS 45 Prison Diet and Exercise Plan”
This book and exercise video will do for health and fitness the same thing the GOP hopes to do to Obamacare…the same thing Russia is doing to democracy…the same thing Jeff Sessions is doing to racial equality…the same thing Pence is doing to LGBT rights, and what Trump himself has done to the women’s movement.
This book spells out a diet and excercise plan using the most monosyllabic text available in the English language.
Steak with ketchup, beautiful chocolate cake, two scoops of ice-cream must be consumed daily.
It is my bigly belief that exercise is hard so, if you have to move for any reason, use a golf cart.
*Masters Degree in Diet & Nutrition ~ Trump University.