Pirated Friends

Aye be hoistin a party fer me pirated friends

Pilfered names all impressive, chip log ta the end

Avast ye me hearties aye know just whar ta start

Cary Grant, Marlon Brando, Humphrey Bogart

Strappin strong men tho many err dead

Dead men tell no tales… err so it’s been said

Clark Gable/Rhett Butler, Errol Flynn/Robin Hood

Scurvy dogs and scalawags none up ta no good 

John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Elvis (before he got fat)

That crooner Tom Jones who sang “What’s New Pussycat”

Colin Firth/Mr. Darcy (sigh), Chris Hemsworth/Thor

Dylan, Hendricks, Kristofferson…say ye want more?

Three sheets ta the wind—Jonny Depp/Jack Sparrow 

If the old salt can’t focus he’ll get the heave ho

Aye imagine yer wonderin… Only men—what’s it mean?

Me odds fare far better, and thars no aye in team
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The Daily Post, November 24, 2015, Daily Prompt: Seat Guru~ You get to plan a dinner party for 4-8 of your favorite writers/artists/musicians/other notable figures, whether dead or alive. Who do you seat next to whom in order to inspire the most fun evening<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/seat-guru/”>Seat Guru</a>