Save Me

I saved you some dinner.
I saved you a seat.
I saved the last dance for you.

I’ve rescued three dogs
from a shelter,
I’ve taken in a stray cat or two.

Really, I did all that for myself.

I would have saved you a place in line,
but some jerk said “no saves“.
I’m not sure why,
but that reminds me of the time
a boyfriend said:
“I was going to buy you flowers, but the light changed.”
Save your money, we’re done.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

I saved room for dessert.
Always save room if
Dessert is a piece of cake.

A piece of cake- something easy.
What’s easy?
Saving room for dessert.

I saved room in my skirt
so I could eat dessert
without my belt digging into me.

Did I really save room,
or did I wear my fat clothes
so that I could eat dessert comfortably?

I’ll save you the philosophical musings.

I’m saving the best for last.

Save it, let’s eat dessert first.

I’m saving my brain cells for tomorrow’s post. 😉
Jan 5, 2015
Daring Do
Tell us about the time you rescued someone else (person or animal) from a dangerous situation. What happened? How did you prevail?

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