To the discontented men who delivered my new refrigerator last year-
You must remember me. I’m the single working mom who’s floors and landscaping skills were a source of discourse for you. My hard wood floors were “What’s the word – rustic?” The other said: “Your tree’s are a little overgrown, but I’m sensing a theme here.”
Had I not been caught off guard by the impropriety of these comments, your enticing butt cleavage notwithstanding, I should have liked to mention that impressing you with my floors and tree’s was not on my to do list that day.
THE DAILY POST
Aug 25, 2014
We’ve all had exchanges where we came up with the perfect reply — ten minutes too late. Write down one of those, but this time, make sure to sign off with your grand slam (unused) zinger.